Archives: Tweets
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That’s admirably nuanced in terms of functionality. Also – quite – vivid: I feel like I’m right there with you, experiencing the visceral thrill of dismembering – *cough* Are these astro-turfed? Is this some sort of new hyper-niche fan-fic / larp / gear-review genre mashup?
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“Handles like a dream. Not only did the spike punch through the steel effortlessly & was easily removed due to the sensible orientation of its decorative grooving but the high-relief hammer face seemed to grip the metal even on hard strikes, allowing tearing of the seams apart.”
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Caught by the succinct power of “immensely potent” I inadvertently clicked, only to be rewarded by unexpected riches: “Looked like a bargain @ the price. Wrong. Worth much more. Light as a feather but immensely potent. Handles like a dream. Completely destroyed an old…”
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Wait maybe this explains the dogs above: “I got this for my husband for Christmas. He LOVES it! We beat up a really durable box like I was cutting through butter. Today he picked up one of the large beef knuckle bones that we got for the dogs…” Still averse to that see more.
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Deeper in the timeline: “Very simple hammer, but very effective. Crushed a helm without much effort. Very nice piece.” Matter-of-fact usage of ‘helm’ makes this feel legit. This reads — err, I imagine — like the Clegane school of reviewing. Very curious about the context.
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Am now so curious. Also, perhaps best to let sleeping dogs lie…? twitter.com/mauvyrusset/st…
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B/c… you’re …outfitting a unit of foot-soldiers for “the defense of fortified walls and [in] action against mounted men-at-arms.” ? I can’t remember my last renfaire — genuinely: never been — but usually *one* live impact weapon covers any friendly cosplay sniff testing.
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Then: “This is my first war hammer and I couldn’t be happier with it. It feels very solid in the hand, has a simple yet elegant design, and you can’t beat the price.” Stop right there at ‘my first’. We’re expecting to need more?
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And that’s cool that you folks have dogs. But… what’s the connection between a stocking-stuffer war hammer …and your dogs? And you have specifically ‘a lot of dogs’, which makes me both very curious — and quite apprehensive — about what that see more leads to.
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This was an ‘extra’ ‘little gift’. Commendably generous and personal – I hope my spouse does similarly for me in future gift-giving. Given our category is melee weaponry, what qualifies as a ‘big gift’? Or even a typical gift? Are we talking mace? When do we get to halberd?