Archives: Tweets
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@wkampmann i think that’s what I’ll start doing from now 🙂 or maybe head south, to Italy
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The label says this steak is a collection "asset-backed beef derivatives", issued by Rabobank, no wonder it tastes like cardbrd
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Maybe I’ve accidentally been buying second hand beef: you know, someone cooked it, then changed their mind, and returned it to the store.
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They should just sell beef in patch form here in Holland, like we do with nicoteine for smokers in the US.
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Dutch beef must be effective for weight loss – you have the sights, smells and flavors of beef, but can’t chew or swallow the plastic.
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This steak-flavored chewing gum really smells just like real beef – amazing what they can do here in Holland…
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Oh I get it now: in Dutch, beef translates to "old mutton". Now I finally know what to patch the soles of my shoes with!
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Every time I bite into a piece of Dutch beef, my first thought is "what the hell did I just put in my mouth..?"
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Canton, OH ref in T3SCC – it’s a swing state in many ways 🙂